First, let me say, you cannot outrun a song from Adele. Try as you might, by the time you get to the next station, she’s there already. She has set up shop. Doesn’t make the station format. Rock, Pop, Country, Rumba. She’s there.
I find myself humming that song, Someone Like You and I’m not happy about it. I find the song offensive. Here’s why. That guy is in trouble with his wife no matter what. He could be completely innocent and he likely is but here comes crazy Adele, interrupting the family dinner at Chili’s.
“I heard that you settled down. That you found a girl and you’re married now.
I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things I didn’t give to you” she says without even saying hello.
“I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it. I had hoped you’d see my face and that you’d be reminded that for me it isn’t over.” Needless to say, dinner is over. And that poor innocent bastard is in deep trouble with his wife. But he didn’t do anything!
Hey, thanks, Adele. You lunatic. That guy’s wife is going to kill him when they get home. And he didn’t even get his Awesome Blossom.
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